just to clarify

if i said to you ‘go ed’

would you understand?

when i was 12 i didn’t wear deodorant for a whole year because i read somewhere it could give you cancer but i did wear a bra

i probably didn’t even need deodorant at 12, i certainly didn’t need a bra

i still don’t need bras and i’m 19

i’m going to spend the next hour in the bath listening to Jackson C. Frank and reading The Grapes of Wrath undisturbed.

however this could be a golden opportunity for me to maybe even TALK?!!?! to the guy from downstairs i’ve been eyeing up for the last like 6 months

last time he said i had cool hair and a cool name

swo0o0o0oo0o0on

my flat mates have decided to have a party next week instead of us all going out, i should be excited but instead i am panicking 

do i even have that many friends????

do i want people in my personal space?

what if someone smashES MY FAVOURITE MUG?!///

today i was bent down to raid the fridge and upon turning around my dad farted practically in my mouth, flicked a knife of some pork shit at my face and called me a ‘facking northern cant’

I just fed my cat with a baby spoon and delighted is the only way to describe how I am feeling about this.

send me a funny snapchat (please) - kelseyellisowen